My life and stress

If there's scary entities on your TV screen. Who you gonna call? From cj592 ^Pro in Television (1 day old)

Not the john and Edward vote line, thats for sure. It was film week and the x factor hopefuls are still trying to win our votes. And the moment of the night was, for me, the Jedward version of gho… more

Beware of this one! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

This scam looks quite realistic, and could potentially be VERY nasty indeed. The clickable link goes to somewhere in Russia, that will attempt to run a PHP program on your computer. Avoid!… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Why does snoopy sleep on top of his kennel? From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (1 day old)

It's because... there's no room insode the doghouse now that CJ is in there :oops: So why am I in there? It is for daring to suggest that I have learnt my lesson about not straying from the 'chri… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (2 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (2 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Bastard banks and bosses From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (3 days old)

Why are screwy thins happening to people around us? My OH is talking to her brother at the moment. he has been having trouble with the bank. He was a hundred pounds overdrawn on his bank account … more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

I'm keeping this simple for Alan. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I'm going to keep it simple because Alan Johnson has problems understanding science, evidence, truth, and above all he seems to have enormous difficulty understanding classifications. Or perhaps he is… more

The fuss about tags. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

I'm a bit baffled, I must confess, at the fury that has broken out here. On occasion, I have pointed out to people that they have forgotten to separate their tags with commas, resulting in a huge tag … more

Bon Jovi Live Lounge- living on a prayer From cj592 ^Pro in C.J's guide to music and video (6 days old)

Heard this on the radio on the way home and thought it was blooming fantastic … more

Mad eyes, part 94. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (8 days old)

It is clear now that Alan Johnson wants to be our next mad eyed prime minister. We already know that he does not believe in science, or actual truth, or evidence, preferring rather the views of th… more

Will we see the back of the twins this week? From cj592 ^Pro in Television (8 days old)

Is this the week that John and Edward go? Especially after they ruined Queens we will rock you. The whole second verse was out of time!! Danyl and Lloyd werent good either. I thought Lucie rocked t… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (8 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (8 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

A dark morning..... From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (8 days old)

I rushed around town yesterday looking for a costume to wear. I did finally find one.... there is a pic on the way. But when it came to it, I really still didnt feel well enough to go. Still feelin… more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more

Curtain Up From paulboyd in Paul Boyd's Blog (9 days old)

It's almost Christmas (oh yes it is) and rehearsals are commencing for theatre productions geared specifically for the hundreds of thousands of theatregoers across the land who require quality enterta… more

Nice helpful comment... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (9 days old)

Here, you could have seen a comment I left on a spammer's blog page, but blog.co.uk have sensibly deleted the blogger who did it. May they rot in the bit-bucket!… more

New word of the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 days old)

My son came out with a new one last night. 'Chillaxing' need I give an explanation? … more

An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (9 days old)

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more